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    Friday, September 30, 2005

    tom wellingtonXD
    lol.ok inside joke.shall explain later.yesterday was fun.sat at the back.slacked quite a lot.yeah.i was wiped out la.anw CS was HILARIOUS.lmao.me,eunice and sze wai got bored as we werent keen to do maya.googled pics of various ppl.such as characters from harry potter and the goblet of fire.were laughing away at victor krum and cedric diggory.me and eunice couldnt see why victor krum was describe as handsome in the book.lol and jon *dontknowhowtospell* looks like gorilla in this pic and poor sze wai was freakin jealous lmao.hahah then googled tom felton but my mind was absolutely somewhere else as i went "tomwellington!tomwellington"ROFLMAO.i know.super paiseh.hah no wonder i felt like something's wrong with the name or sth.so we searched for tom wellington and it turns out to be this woman is a glittery shirt and ridiculous glasses.we were literally rolling on the floor.i had was clutching my sides ok.today laughed lots too.was going the rotunda when i saw this crescentian going down the stairs and suddenly sliding down just moments later.hahah.but it seemed fun lol.seemed mean but was on the verge of laughing out loud as i was recalling yesterday's incident then it happened in front of me so i burst out.i mean it when i say burst out ok.lmao.then looked for ms tan as sze wai wanted to go home at the staff room when i just saw ms tan at the fourth level across our classroom.lol was super dumb.then on the way home pris showed me and jan this fake score.it had things like "sing heyhoheyho" and "cool timpani with small fan" and other ridiculously hilarious stuff i cant remember.

    el paper tmr.dammit.


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    Wednesday, September 28, 2005

    wth
    hah.ok so i did what xiling told me to.goodness sake even when i confronted her she could still lie to my face.and after i asked her twice! what the hell is wrong with that scrawny bitch.fine so i'm like over that incident but that doesnt mean i'll let you go easily.i still need answers.hah. should've dragged janice along.she'll get hell i swear.hell i'd stayed there longer her head'll be bashed in.red, at least.anw went jp today aft CME paper,which is kinda easy and more than half the class slept half way through the time allocated.bought sushi and cheesecake again at the same shop AND the same person whose name i found funny was at the counter.hah this time i only stopped laughing because janice and i went to the toilet and it was so smelly i couldnt breathe.lol.then janice met her pri. sch friends who are super friendly(: i like.lmao.anw the short one is kinda cute lol.took 174 home.it seems i've been going to jp a lot these few days.ohwells.

    shit.FINALS!!!!!!11 *faints


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    Monday, September 26, 2005

    sambal belacan(:
    lmao.ok that came out of nowhere.anw.i know i havent updated for eons.but heck i was busy.so how's the new layout?*wiggles eyebrows*lol.it IS the first time i put up what i have done in my free timeXD this is gonna be a rather long post i suppose.met up with the oldiesXD on.. umm..cant remember.heh.but it's either mon,tues or wed.thurs went to jp with janice to buy sze wai's present.it's so friggin CUTE.lol.was craving for cheesecake.but i was left with a pathetic 2dollar note.then janice wanted to buy sushi so we went down.apparently there was a 1.20 plain cheesecake from the same shop lmao.so i bought it and planned to experiment on itXD anw while paying for the sushi and cheesecake i noticed the cashier's name tag.i almost doubled over ok.mainly because a scenario popped in my brain.hahah.was like staring at it to make sure i was reading correctly.anw, friday was the usual thing.then went for d&t aft sch.creative arts was horrible.i cannot stand watching those movies.no i'm not scared but meh.i dont know how to put it.met xiling.talked to her for umm..abt an hour i think.she has this thing about making ppl guilty.she will just like ask you a question and you cant answer and she'll look at you in this weird way and you'll feel guilty.like she'll somehow turned back what you said back at yourself. that didnt come out quite right.lol.but yeah...anw my key holder is HORRIBLE.shouldnt have coloured along the sides.pfft.went home with pris and janice.came out of the train with stitches lmfao.i could use more of those laughs these days(: anw, saturday is as per normal.tuition and homework...today went to madrasah.one of my favourite laughing centres.i'm not kidding.anw this whole day is so freakin WARM.and the fact that my mum didnt bring more comfortable clothes for me to change into for the kenduri at yishun didnt help at all.so i was stuck with my THICK; HOT; HEAT ABSORBING MADRASAH LONG DRESS.plus the weather didnt help one single bit.was kinda snappy at the kenduri due to the heat.my relatives thought i was pms-ing or smth.heh.my dad still owes me the 100 bucks he promised to give this week. i repeat THIS WEEK,which is like gonna end like in less than 2 hours time.lol.ok sorry.IT'S THE HEAT.my mum disallowed me from switching on the fan coz i always forget to off it.but ohwells i deserve it :p

    oh yeah which is better for my malay blog; sambalbelacan.blogspot.com or rojakmama.blogspot.com

    they were suggested by my mum and sister respectively.and both has got a meaning behind it.


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    Sunday, September 18, 2005


    oooh the champion qariah is reading now.she's not bad either.


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    havent been posting since...ummm oh never mind.have been busy with something and several other things.had detention yesterday.did it with hidayah and amirah.the soap destroyed my hands.they are like so dry and the skin is peeling and stuff.so disgusting.anw during creative arts did the dance review assessment thingy.then watched an exerpt from a movie. _____ List.lmao.forgot the title.anw the movie is so uber disgusting.i mean like it may seem like the person died on the spot but it doesnt mean the...oh never mind.dont know how to put it.but still i cant imagine the excruciating pain>.< anw went the airport to send my father.ate at popeyes.apparently my sister was addicted to the cleanliness of the toilets.lol.reached home at about 11.45.slept all the way from 12 to 9 heh.then had tuition.finally my craving for prata is umm fulfilled?heh.anw watching tilawah al-quran.they announced the winner.Indra Gunawan from Indonesia.he's so frigging good lahhhh.he pandai lenggokkan suaraXD heh.but seriously lah.his breath span is long and he can pull his voice like WHOA.ohwells he shall be my inspiration(:


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    Tuesday, September 13, 2005

    lalala
    heh.apparently the school unblocked blogger and msn and everything.hopefully they dont suddenly block it before i finish posting this entry.anw having maths.ms tan had a sore throat so she couldnt talk.she's using online lessons to teach us.lmao.did trigonometry.and and and i manage not to get myself booked today.hopefullt it can remain that way till the end of the term so i wont land myself in suspension :$ santhiya is blabbing her head off next to me right now.how bloody irritating.pfft.


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    Monday, September 12, 2005

    tired but XD
    BOO(:yay i finally found a connection to get internet.apparently the connection i usually use disappeared.pfft.heh.spent the last half hour trying to get a connection.anw i'm wiped out.didnt really rest today.had madrasah till 1:30 then went to my granduncle's.he was having an engagement ceremony.so yeah helped pack the food was kinda funXD******** was washing stuff in front of me((:this ceremony wasnt much of an eyesore like a regular wedding.my eyes found something sweet to feed on ;).saw two freaky people today.first was my late grandfather look-alike.i swear i freaked out.stared for quite sometime coz he was just like standing there not doing anything.like observing us or something.but i saw someone talking to him so yeah.freaky person #2 is someone who looked like the lead singer of my chemical romance.hahahh.i'm serious lmao.probably because of te hair.ohwells.i love packing food espacialle if you're working with fun people(:hah.my mum was like next time you help out you can cut onions.hah.i can never cut onions.perhaps with goggles onXD pfft tmr's school already.lol it's sept 11.


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    Friday, September 09, 2005

    -.-
    damn i'm starving.fasting today to pay back my days.yech.4 hrs to go:(didnt have much of a sahur earlier as there wasnt much time.overslept.heh.anw had tuition and everyone was happily eating macaroni *stomach growls* and i sat in my room reading the books i had borrowed the other day.didnt go out and joined them for fear i cannot control myself.heh.it's thurs and i havent started on my homework.shits.but at least i have started revising so that is something eh.ohwells *yawms* fasting made me sleepy.oh yeah i had the craziest dream, no, nightmare ever last night.i swear i freaked out.i dreamt that my mom was murdered by my non-existent-in-the-real-world uncle.motive:to get her kids aka me and my siblings.which doesnt make sense.yeah there's a whole lot more to the dream but it's too freaky.MUCH freakier than the dream where i died. *stomach growls again*


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    Tuesday, September 06, 2005

    grandma's birthday
    my dad took leave today.took my grandma out for lunch.my cousin was there too.ate at east coast again<3heh.the food there is nice plus there were a lot of varieties to choose from.had a craving for roti prata but yeah there wasnt any down there so i settled for nasi lemak which was yummy(:was damn hungry.the satay wasnt bad either.walked around the beach after lunch.apparently there was a sandcastle building contest.the sandcastles were fantastic.they have bridges and everything.winder how they did that.went back to grandma's house and slacked.didnt know where to go so just stayed there and watched lady boss which was hilarious.lmao.
    went home after that as dad had to go to work the next day and hazirah had supp classes.


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    Monday, September 05, 2005

    cemetry drive
    i decided to go after all.was kinda fun in fact.despite the fact that there wasnt enough seats in the two buses.heh.me and noraz were going to and fro the two buses.two guys gave their seats in the and and squashed up with their mates up front.anw, happened to be a burial ceremony going on so we got to watch how it was being done and everything.but eeeww there were A LOT of milipedes roaming about.i get goosebumps just thinking about worms.was watching my feet most of the time to ensure none of them milipedes crawl up my pants or something.then went down to chua chu kang park for ummm just to hang out and relax i suppose.played games.MAD 2A won the fastest eater game for both male anf female.hahah.we WERE hungry.started raining so sat at one of the shops and ate our food.we were seriously starving.heh.played more games.hilarious ones made me gasp for air.we were dismissed early due to the rain.went to lot1 with noraz and nadia.bought gummy candies((((:hahah.i'm addicted to it okay.esp the cola tapes<3 gosh my mouth is watering.went up to the library while waititing for my dad to pick me up.borrowed several books.i miss books okay.heh.went home.didnt go out after that.cleaned my roomXD so it's spick and span.lol.


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    Sunday, September 04, 2005

    AAD
    arts awareness day was a total bore.came at 9 and spent the day with janice and sze wai.bought a test tube but i broke it:(lol.ohwells.first up was the crez choir perf.it was ok.walked around.wanted to buy the brownie but it's so bleeding ex.2 bucks for a tiny slice?uhh no thanks.then watched the capoeira dance[spelling???]the performance was familiar.think i've watched it before.primary school???perhaps.heh.we were hungry so went down to canteen.bought carrotcakes.sze wai was broke lol.so went to mobil after that so sze wai could buy something.the food is expensive ok.it's a school dammit.cant they like bring the price down.pity us poor broke students who are starving.eunice and alpha finished up their food at the foyer and sze wai was so bored she left.hahah.met up with janice again at the music room for the sond without words workshop.WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!i swear the person couducting the workshop was so full of himself he laughs at everything he says.plus the fact that i have only done bass all my life [except for the music lessons learning the recorder which i dont pay attention to in primary sch].was asking janice all the way.lmao.well she MADE me go.heh.went to the hall for the royston tan thingy.family came down since my sister wanted a taste of her future sch.hahah.ms azilah didnt believe my youngest sister and me are siblings as she's super fair and took after my dad.
    my sister bought the cheese chocolate brownie((:it was fudgelicious.like YUM.so chcolatey.then went to east coast to have lunch and take a look at my uncle's stall at the flea market there.he was selling handicrafts and it was raining so yeah it got wet.helped him clean up the stuff then had our lunch.went home after that.<3


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    Saturday, September 03, 2005

    dance assessment and detention
    dance was ok.michelle was bloody irritating.she so picked the wrong time to annoy me.pfft.andrea and sze wai are such pitiful souls.lol.they injured themselves while dancing and from kneeling so much.heh.yeh i was laughing during the dance lol.somehow the music matched our moves-just like i wanted it to be(:timing was fine and everything.but the music didnt stop ontime.heh.ms low had that puzzled look on her face hahah.i think she's in a good mood.anw detention was fine.yue qun, cecilia and me did ours in the PAT.so we had the air-con.but ms azilah was in charge for our grp.so yeah she was like looking at me in this really disapproving manner.i was like ok ok i know i'm the asl i wont get myself another demerit and land myself in suspension.then we had to collate some data of the career survey did by sec4s.lost count quite a number of times.was sleepy...yeah then filled up this reflections thingy and took 106 home.damn i'm sleepy.tmr's AAD and i dont know what to wear.perhaps i'll just wear sch u...


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    Friday, September 02, 2005

    lalala...
    lol.ok i havent been updating.heh.lotsa things happened things this week.umm ok well i have satisfying common test results(:ohwells but i know i can achieve more.i need one freaking mark for A1 in english.meh.anw band this week have been fun.i have been practising hard ok.hafabra is nice.and i am still looking for the recording.i'v spent countless hours trying to find it.so anyone who has it pls let me listen(:lion king is crap.i'm not that keen on playing it for our concert which has been postponed to 10th feb.yeah.anw yesterday went back to my primary school.it has TRANSFORMED.ok wells not exactly but yeah it was so much nicer since i left it.it's colourful and they've got more stuff.me and hui xin were bored so we walked arond like 5 times.hahah.discovered stuff.heh.my ex classmates have...changed.the guys are taller.the girls are pretty much the same.mrs hong called me her artist BUT forgot my name.lmao.saw hariz.god i cant stand that disgusting egoistic giant cockroach.he's freaky in a yucky kinda way.yep.
    today was fun.
    it was very ummm fruitful?heh.my muscle aches are gone.danced the whole day.didnt know dancing could take up a lot of energy.hahah.all of us pigged out la.first we ordered 2 pizzas from the canadian pizza which we polished off in what 5 minutes.potato wedges and everything.then we were still hungry so we called up macs.ordered 3 fish mcdipper EVMs coz we wanted the twister fries.eunice was craving for them.hahah.she was saying "i want twister fries" over and over again.anw the food arrived only like 45 mins late so by that time we were hungry again.we gobbled everything up in 5 mins.hahah.take a look...
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    our clean plates aft the second serving.we did not leave behind a single scrap of food.
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    andrea and her tambourine lol.
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    michelle and eunice at their 43583549859479 attempt to dance without cracking up.
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    janice and sze wai aka the hunter and the panther.
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    andrea and alpha demonstrating the dance.
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    andrea's very pink room.
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    and janice's attempt on a skateboard.she was banging into walls lmao.

    meh.dreading tmr.damn detention.


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